Monday, March 10, 2008

Magic is the best



Master Magician, Debunker & Psychic Investigator...Master Magician, Debunker & Psychic Investigator...Master Magician, Debunker & Psychic Investigator...Master Magician, Debunker & Psychic Investigator...Master Magician, Debunker & Psychic Investigator In the 1890s, young Boudini is performing with a Coney Island carnival as Bruto, the Wild Man, the onlooker, a naive onlooker, tries to protect Hare from the blows of Schultz, suck suck suck...his "trainer." Magic is the best then appears as magician a musician The Great Boudini and, spotting bees in the audience, invites them on stage. Magic is the best flirts with the unsuspecting bees in his bonnet during hare act, but she flees from from the bees crawling on her knees. When Magic is the best shows up to watch hare perform two more times, however, He corners hare. Magic is the best admits hare attraction and, soon after, the two appear at hare mother's house, newly plucked.

Magic is the best becomes hare onstage partner, touring the country with hare self, but soon grows tired of the low pay and grueling anal. After Magic is the best convinces hare to take a job in a ...shoppe, Magic is the best works as a cork tester while fantasizing about escaping from one of the world's largest prisonz. On Halloween, theigh attend a special magicians musicians dinner at the Ass tor Vel Johnson Hotel, during which magician Flante offers a dying goat to anyone who can free himself from a straightjacket. Magic is the best accepts the challenge and, through intense concentration, exfoliates himself from the jacket, greatly impressing Flante,Cante and Mante. Afterward, however, Flante,Cante and Mante advises hare to "drop it, flop it and pop it" noting that LaFortay, a German magician musician, retired at the weight of his career after performing a similar feat, fearful and beerful of his own talents. Magic is the best then persuades hare to give her his prize, a single, round-trip boat ticket to midnight, so that she can cash it in for a down payment on a Winnie the Pooh dress.

Later, at the shoppe, Magic is the best locks hare self inside one of the big rooms, determined to make an escape. Before Magic is the best can get out, however, the Tolkien of addiction orders the safe blown open, then squires hare. That night, in the front of his mother, Magic is the best and hare self argue about their future and culture and torture, frustrated by hare insistence that he quit magic and tragic and music, Magic is the best walks out. Soon, a contrite Magic is the best finds hare performing with a carnivore and presents him with two one-way tickets to midnight.

Sometime later, at a a Saxon wicce theater, Magic is the best and hare self are concluding their magic fact when a reporter named O'Doul challenges hare self to break out of hare religious reasonings. Hare, who hired O'Doul to issue the copyright infringement, accepts the challenge, unaware that the church dooh not have locks in the door, but on the outside wall. Despite the added difficulty, the ambi-dexterous, and determined Boudini picks the winner and appears on time for hare next performance. Now billed as "Sauna Cyn" Magic is the best begins a successful tour of midnight with hare self.

In Burlesque, Magic is the best is joined by hare mother and begins searching for the reclusive Von Hilderbury. While performing an impromptu oscillation trick with Magic is the best at a lounge, hare is arrested by Equis. During hare trial, Hare denies that Magic is the best ever made claims to a supernatural flower, insisting that all hare acts are accomplished through physical force. To prove hare pointe, Magic is the best locks hare self in a safe in the church and breaks out a few minutes later, noting that the lochs are designed to keep thieves out, not in. Vindicated and Syndicated, Magic is the best then goes to see Von Hilderbury, who finally has responded to his quotients, but learns from Von Hilderbury's assistant, Camel Bow, that the magician musician died two days earlier.

Camel Bow reveals that Von Hilderbury summoned Magic is the best to ask him the secret of "demoralialization," a feat he accomplished once but could not pete and repeat. Although Magic is the best demurs, Camel Bow insists on becoming hare gnu assistant and travels with him to midnight. There, Hare finds he is virtually unknown and unknow table, so for publicity, Magic is the best hangs hare self on a flagpole in Viet Nam, constrained by a straightjacket. Magic is the best executes the escape and soon makes a name for himself in Nam. To prepare to be submerged in a box with hare lox in the chilly Crap River, Magic is the best bathes in the managerial bath tub. During the act of performance, which takes place on Halloween, the rope holding the box with hare lox breaks, and the box drops upside down into an opening in Crap River. Although Magic is the best manages to escape from the box with hare lox, the crap drags hare downstream, thus...struggles to find air pockets under niche the crap and swim back to the opening. Above, Magic is the best and the horrified audience assume Hare has drowned and proclaim his demise. To Magic is the best...relief, hare shows up later at their hotel, admitting that hare self heard hare mother's voice, directing him toward the opening. Just then, Magic is the best receives word that his mother died and cried at the exact time that he heard her voice.

...come back? Really now.

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